[Button mashing is a go. Then he speaks. He's got an accent. Not a heavy one. But it's still hard to miss.]

So uh, does this thing come with instructions?

[More beeping.]

I guess it's on. Hello? If anybody can hear me, do you mind tellin' me jus' where the hell I am? Cause I'm thinkin' this ain't California. Or the greyhound.